The Ka-Chat

SIDE ROADS: Cars Land! (ft. Emma Wallace)

Lucas has had enough. He refuses to go another moment without exploring Cars Land, but he can't actually make it out to sunny Anaheim right now. So to help him do the next best thing, his good friend and former Disneyland cast member Emma has joined to tell him all about this magical place. And with a special appearance from her cat, Beanz, they work together to (virtually) peek around every corner and shake every tree in the Land!

SIDE ROADS: Questions FOR Liz (ft. Liz Ellis)

Y'all, the Lizes have had it TOO GOOD for TOO LONG. They keep throwing question after question at John and Lucas, and quite frankly, Lucas has had enough of it. So this week, he's flipping the script and putting his girlfriend, Liz, in the hot seat to see how she likes it when the questions are being directed at her!
(Note: This entire description is a joke. Liz and Lizzie are both very kind and good to help us out with our dumb Cars podcast. If either of you are reading this, please don't be mad at me.)

SIDE ROADS - Or-Engine Stories: The Good Dinosaur (ft. Rob Miller)

Now, I know what you're thinking: "John doesn't sound like John this week." And that's because this week, he's not! Yes, that's right, while John is on paternity leave after the birth of his son, Lucas is gonna bring a whole cast of characters to fill his microphone slot and keep the Cars content coming in a special mini-series we're calling "Side Roads".
And first to the starting line is Rob Miller, friend of Lucas and TikTok whiz kid. And folks, if you were worried it was gonna get less weird while John was out, I've got good news for you, and it's this episode that Rob has been requesting since the inception of the podcast.

Episode 100: We Finally Re-Watch Cars

Hey, we did 100 of these! Wild. And I, the anonymous and impartial writer of these descriptions, declare that releasing 100 episodes of a podcast about Disney/Pixar's Cars movies is the biggest accomplishment of both John and Lucas's lives. Please do not fact check this by checking John's social media from the past week or by listening to the first minute and a half of this episode.
Anyway, we watched Cars for this one. We should... probably do that more often than we do.

Episode 99: Moments in Hearse-tory 4

Crack open those textbooks folks, because this week, we're giving another one of our famous history lectures. That's right, both of The Ka-Chat boys have come prepared with moments from our storied human history that they think would be oh so interesting in the Carsverse. Well, half of The Ka-Chat boys did, anyway. The other half mostly talks about Bones and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, but I won't reveal that was. 
(I will give a hint though, it wasn't the one of us that writes these descriptions....)

Episode 98: Or-Engine Stories: Ben 10/Generator Rex

Hey, do you happen to have the time? Because I've got a feeling that it's hero time.
That's a Ben 10 reference. This episode is our Ben 10 and Generator Rex episode. Really, it's supposed to be our Ben 10 episode, but that was too hard so we cheated and used another show to do all the hard work. 

Episode 97: Grand Theft Auto

But like, not the video game. The crime. But like, not the stealing of a car, more like a Car stealing something? Listen, Lucas had some trouble coming up with the title this week, so cut him some slack.
Anyway, this week we are coming at you with a look at the world of crime in the Carsverse! How hard would it be to commit murder? What would heisting be like? And what's up with the Easter Buggy, a Car-ified version of the Easter Bunny who appears in 1 book and has nothing to do with the topic of the week? Well, we talk about all these things, so tune in to get some answers!

Episode 96: What to Expect When You're Expecting (a Car)

Listen, the title may be dumb, but it made Lucas laugh, and that's all that matters.
Anyway, with John just weeks away from the birth of his first child, we figured we would use this opportunity to milk his new knowledge of the exciting world of pregnancy! Join us as, honestly, we get a bit too in depth into the details of pregnancy and childbirth, doing our best (but not that good of a job) at applying them to Cars.